Ten Things I Am Tired of on Facebook and in The Rest of the World in General (in absolutely in no order whatsoever)

 

1.       Pictures of cute cats with misspelled sayings (can I haz a cheezburger plz?)

2.       Guns, everywhere and all the time.

3.       False events and quotes (especially pictures of horribly dying babies) that can easily be verified on Snopes.com but are perpetuated by people for years even when you TELL them it isn’t true and SHOW them what is.

4.       People who may or may not be Tea Party wing-nuts who are sure they know more than the President of the United States although they never have a single FACT to bolster their claims.

5.       Videos posted by white people featuring black people who say really stupid things.

6.       Guns, everywhere and all the time.

7.       “News” about Kardashians, Britneys, Mileys, Jersey Housewives, and Michael Jackson’s children.

8.       “Baby bumps” on all of the above.

9.       TV Bachelors and Bachelorettes

10.   Guns, everywhere and all the time.

 

I hereby respectfully request that the Gods of the Internet and Tabloid publications remove all the above and leave me with blank paper and a blank screen.  That is all.