Shopping List

Age 26 A dozen pizzas and a bag of chips Six-pack of Bud and assorted dips Visine, aspirin and suntan oil One steak, one potato and aluminum foil. Age 35 Brocoli and cauliflower, ready to steam Diapers, wipes and diaper rash cream. Bologna, cheese and a large white bread Lettuce, tomato and Miracle spread Age 47 10 Lean Cuisines and diet coke Greens and tomatoes and artichoke Aged cheese and a whimsical wine Greek olives in a tangy brine. Age 68 Graham crackers, wheat bread, soup in cans Prune juice, decaf, oats and brans Mouthwash, denture cream and Tums Dental floss for cleaner gums. Age 93 Oatmeal, grits and cream of wheat Soup with just a little meat Seltzer water and Depends This is how the story ends.